A Sitting Ducks Halloween is a rumored Sitting Ducks episode.
- (The angry boys comes up, haunting down Bill, Ed, Oly and Waddle)
- Ed: "I'm too young to die!"
- Oly: "What do we do?"
- Waddle: "Follow me!"
- (Waddle grabs Bill, Ed and Oly, brings them to a big, deep hole and drops them)
- (Bill, Ed and Oly scream while falling)
- Waddle: (preparing to fall and gets a broken door to hide from the boys) "All for one!"
- (The boys come up to the door)
- (Waddle lands on Ed's back)
- Ed: "Waddle, would you please get off me? NOW?!"
- Waddle: (yawns, while taking off his costume and putting on pajamas) "The darkness of the outside is over, I saved the day, and now, I'm pooped!"
- Ed: (throws a boulder on Waddle's face) "You idiot! How are we suppose to go trick-or-treating?!"
- Oly: "Yeah!"
- Bill: "Well, look on the bright side guys. We didn't cause much damage, well sort of".
- (The broken door is removed, a ladder appears)
- Wallace: "See? Bally was right!"
- Ed: (frightened) "Uh, Waddle, they found us! Do something!"
- Waddle: "I'm tired! I'm just gonna read and take a nap!"
- (The boys are climbing down from their ladders)
- Raoul: "I'm getting Alligator Bill!"
- Arvy: "I'm gonna get the has-been monster!"
- Ally: "Oooh, wait until I get my hands on you!"
- Wallace: "We are gonna kick some tails!"
- Bill: (frightened) "Oh, boy! Waddle, if there was a time to have your horror movie allusions, now it's the perfect time!"
- Oly: (frightened) "Do something, little brother of ours!"
- Ed: (while being grabbed by Arvy) "Come on! Get your mighty sword!"
- Oly: (while being grabbed by Wallace) "Or, we'll be done for!"
- Bill: (while being grabbed by Raoul) "Do something, Waddle!"
- Waddle: (yawns)
- (The boys begin to pounce on the boys, with a Boxing Fight Bell Ding plays two times, with a voice shouting "Fight!", after that, the boys begin to beat up Bill, Ed and Oly)
- (Waddle gets another allusion, but doesn't see violence and horror, he only sees Bill, Ed and Oly celebrating his triumphs over the monsters by frolicking in flowers)
- Waddle: "Aw! That's so sweet!"
- (Waddle continues reading his newspaper, while the boys beat up Bill, Ed and Oly, they scream in pain while being beaten)
- If you hear closely, while Bill, Ed and Oly are being attacked by the boys, you can hear Bill's shouts from "Mind Over Mallard".
- When Waddle's allusions start, you can hear the Howie scream.
- While the boys were attacking Bill, Ed and Oly, you can the sounds of a chimpanzee, a dog and a cat.