Boys Will Be Boys is a rumored Sitting Ducks episode.
All the boys start flirting on Bev, and fight over her.
- Ed: "Hey there, Bev! Thought you might wanna wear this!"
- (Ed shows Bev a shoe)
- Bev: "Well, that's nice, Ed! But no thank you."
- Ed: "Aw!"
- (He walks off and Bill comes)
- Bill: (nervously) "Uh, hi Bev! Would you like some perfume?"
- Bev: "Well---"
- (Arvy pushes Bill out of the way)
- Arvy: "Get lost, twerp! Hey, Bev! Would you like my T-shirt?"
- (Arvy gives Bev his T-shirt)
- Bev: "No, thanks. I'm not really much of a T-shirt gal."
- (Bev steps back to Waddle)
- Bev: "Huh? Hey, Waddle!"
- (Waddle shows her a drawing)
- Waddle: "It's you!"
- Bev: "Gee, I don't know what to say."
- Ed: "Hey, Bev! Would you like you very own one-of-a-kind motorcycle scooter?"
- (Ed shows her a scooter, until Arvy grab it from him)
- Arvy: "That's my scooter, you twerp!"
- Ally: "Hey, I gave you a card."
- (Bev reads as it says "Dear Bev, I Luv You, signed Ally")
- Bev: "That's sweet, but you really shouldn't have."
- Raoul: "Hey, get a load of this!" (clears throat, and speaks in a French accent) "Dearest Bev, you are the most beautiful woman in the world!"
- Bev: (surprised) "Whoa!"
- Fred: "Hey! Want my glasses?"
- (Fred gives Bev his glasses)
- Bev: "No, thanks! I already have glasses."
- Wallace: "Hiya, Bev! Would you like one of my----"
- (Wallace pulls a feather from himself)
- Wallace: "Feather?"
- Bev: "Uh, no thanks."
- Oly: "Hey, Bevvity-Bev! Want my berret?"
- (Oly takes off his berret)
- Bev: "Uh----"
- Ed: "No, take my shirt!"
- (Ed takes off his T-shirt)
- Waddle: "Would you like an ice cream sundae?"
- (All the boys surround Bev, asking them if she can have something from them. Then, Bev start to run off screaming)
- Arvy: "Get off me!"
- (He drops Ed to the ground)
- Arvy: "Wait, Bev! Don't leave me here with these losers!"
- Ally: "Wait for me!"
- (Arvy and Ally run off)
- This is the first time Arvy is shown naked.
- This was originally gonna be titled "Boys Will Be Ducks", but changed to "Boys Will Be Boys".