Camping in the Woods is a rumored Sitting Ducks episode.
Bill, Ed, Oly and Waddle decide to go camping in the woods, but actually they're scared. So, the boys pull a scary prank.
- (Bill, Ed, Oly and Waddle whimpers. On the outside, Arvy and Ally walk to the tent, while Raoul and Wallace snickers. Arvy shushes them)
- Arvy: "Hey, twerps! How's it goin'?"
- (Their shadows appear on the outside of the tent)
- Ed: "Arvy? Ally? What are you doing here?"
- Arvy: "Ally here, suggest we should go check on the you guys. So, how are you? Scared?"
- Ed: "No!"
- Arvy: "I'm telling you! There are no monsters from the be---"
- (Suddenly, the Cannibal Monster from Beyond pops out of nowhere, and gives Arvy and Ally a scare)
- Arvy: "Ya-ha-ha-ha-HA!!!"
- (Bill, Ed, Oly and Waddle get scared. On the outside, it's actually Raoul in the monster costume. Arvy and Ally scream in "terror", it "captures" Ally)
- Ally: "ARRRRVVYYYY!!!!!!"
- Arvy: "ALLY! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
- (The "monster" captures Arvy. The ducks are frightened by this)
- Bill: (scared) "Arvy! What was that, Oly?!"
- Oly: (scared) "It w-w-was the, Cannibal Monster!"
- Ed: "What happened to Arvy?"
- (The ducks look out the tent and see Arvy and Ally on the ground. Then, they get up, acting like zombies)
- Bill: "What do we do now?"
- Ed: "RUN FOR OUR LIVES!!!!!!"
- (Bill, Ed, Oly and Waddle run from the "zombies". They run and scream through the woods, where they encounter Wallace and Bally, also acting like zombies. They continue running, and then see a Cannibal Monster dummy. They scream in horror and continue running. While running, Oly steps on a bucket of fruit punch. They leave the woods)
- Bill: "I knew this was a bad idea from the start!"
- Ed: "Did it stop chasing us? What do we do?!"
- Waddle: "Call the police! Call the fire department! Call the army! Call my mommy!"
- Ed: (gasps) "Oly, what's that on your foot?"
- Oly: "It's a bucket of BLOOOD!!!"